⚠️ THE FEDS FOUND THIS REPO ⚠️ #1
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🚨 LISTEN UP, CODE COWBOYS 🚨
This is NOT a drill. The FEDS have located my Forgejo repo. I repeat: THE FEDS HAVE FOUND THE REPO. I don't know how they did it — maybe it was the
curl | shpipeline, maybe it was the commit message that said "this might be illegal", or maybe, just maybe, it was the README that said “FOR EDUCATIONAL PURPOSES ONLY (wink wink)” — but THEY'RE HERE.At exactly 03:17AM I heard a knock that sounded like a Git push gone wrong. I peeked out the window — unmarked vans. Men in suits. Someone whispered “
git clone and nobody gets hurt.” I knew... it was over.They’ve seized my code. They’ve forked the unthinkable. They saw the commit history. They saw the force pushes.
They KNOW about
main-v2-FINAL-final(1).zip.To anyone reading this: fork while you still can. Mirror the repo. Make 42 redundant backups. Turn your home into a RAID array. Put the
.tar.gzon a USB and hide it in a box of old AOL CDs.If I disappear, tell Linus I went down committing.
🕊️🖥️ In Git we trust.